Liquor? I barely even know her!
My friends and I have spent an embarrassing number of hours reliving our adolescent days, coming up with these groan-worthy puns. Occasionally, a few will touch upon the absurd and, very rarely, the sublime. After the jump I present to you the current, canonical list of Er-jokes. Add more in the comments or in emails and I’ll keep the list updated.
Note: The best ones from the comments have been added to the canon as of 10/21/2008.
- Actuator Assembly
- All-Night Bender
- Amplfier Response
- Backpacker
- Bitter Almonds
- Bitter End
- Bittersweet Chocolate
- Bone Doctor
- Border Collie
- Border Crossing
- Brandy Snifter
- Bulk Uploader
- Buster Poindexter
- Buster Keaton
- Butterfinger
- Caesar
- Can Opener
- Catcher in the Rye
- Cedar Junction
- Cedar Chest
- Cedar Drawers
- Cherry Picker
- Clam Digger
- Cocoa Butter
- Cocker Spaniel
- Consumer Awareness
- Consumer Goods
- Consumer Products
- Copperhead
- Cross-Compiler (AB)
- Disassembler (AB)
- Elevator Action
- Elevator Button
- Elevator Shaft
- Elixir
- Engelbert Humperdinck
- Exeter
- Evildoer
- Explore Outer Space
- Feeder Pipe
- Fertilizer
- Fiddler Crabs
- Fiddler on the Roof
- Filler Items
- Flying Saucer
- Former Tight End
- Governor Schwarzenegger
- Hacker Conventions
- Hoover Dam
- Impeller Inlet
- Inflator Figure
- Inner Back Bay
- Inner Ear
- Inner Harbor
- Inner Peace
- Inner Sanctum
- Innerspace (Movie)
- Inner Tube (See Also: Rubber Inner Tube)
- Inner Workings
- Insider Knowledge
- Inspector Gadget
- Jabberwocky
- Liquor and Wine
- Liquor Box
- Liquor Cabinet
- Liquor Filled Bon-Bons
- Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear
- Mike Ditka
- Non-Dairy Creamer
- Nutter Butter
- Oakland Raider
- Orel Hershiser
- Oven-Stuffer Roaster
- Plumber Crack
- Poconos (Terrible, we know, but bears mentioning due to this Onion article)
- Poker Face
- Polar Bear
- Polar Coordinates
- Power Bottom
- Preprocessor (AB)
- Puffer Fish
- Pumpernickel Muffin
- Quarterpounder
- Resonator Cavities
- Raider Tight End
- Rochester
- Rubber Chicken
- Rubber Dinghy
- Rubbermaid
- Scout’s Honor
- Scratch ‘n Sniff Sticker
- Seeker Head
- Sniffer Dog
- Soccer Ball
- Stream Parser (AB)
- Stretcher
- Sucker Cups
- Suckerfish
- Sucker for Punishment
- Sucker Punch
- Supercollider
- Tailor-Made
- Taper Down
- Tinker Toy
- Tire and Rubber
- Tire Sealer and Inflator
- Toaster Oven
- Tokenizer (AB)
- Trick or Treat
- Tupperware (see archaic definition for “tup”)
- Upper Back Bay
- Uppercut
- User Interface
- Vacuum Cleaner Parts
- Ventilator Shaft
- Visitor Center
- Watermelon (Best said as: “You want me to watermelon?!”)
- Whippersnapper
- Whistleblower
- Wicker Basket
- William Shatner (FTW!!!!)
- Woodpecker
Bonus! Other pronoun-jokes:
- Homo Erectus
- Official Dictum
- Parnassus
- Cornerman (well, it’s an -er, but the subject is an -im, so I’ll put it here)
(Note: a lot of these come from this old MIT page)
Related Posts:
- Snow Biking in Alaska (January, 2008)
- Overheard at Instructables (December, 2007)
- Instructables Superfan (January, 2008)
- Don’t Vote! (October, 2008)
- Plug it in, Plug it in (July, 2007)
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