Overheard on Caltrain
Man (to girl doing a survey on caltrain): You’re not going to draw blood, are you?
Girl (laughing): No, no blood.
Man: Because on Christmas eve, the conductor. . . this girl, she didn’t have her ticket, so the conducter drew two pints of blood off her and threw her off the train.
Girl (no longer laughing): . . .

February 7th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Nagu, we’re you the “Man” in the dialogue above? What have we told you about scaring strangers on the Caltrain?
February 7th, 2006 at 10:42 am
No, Logan. I was the one dressed up as a conductor on Christmas eve.