“I picked the best person I could find. People know we’re close. But you got to understand, because of our closeness, I know the character of the person,” Bush said.

Given the recent character scandals of so many other advisors of King George, maybe he shouldn’t be touting his character assessment of Miers as a reason to support her.

She did what? She defended civil rights? Gay’s civil rights?(gasp) Get the noose boys, there’s going to be a lynching.

Now imagine if that had said “blacks” or “women.” Would the public outrage from convervatives be as acceptable?

I stumbled upon The B-Squad during my daily blog surfing yesterday. My favorite is the Paul and Frank sketch.

When I got home, Toast told me about some other comedy troupe, The Lonely Island, who just got signed on to SNL. Their stuff is totally non-sensical. I dig it.

My boss sent me the The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord today. We both laughed out loud as we read down the list, prompting my other two bosses to wonder what was so funny. When we showed them, they didn’t get it. It’s tough being a misunderstood sci-fi dork.

gknot: “and this is how im going to hand your ass to you” logan: “may i have the bathroom pass please Ms. Condi? gknot: “and then i worked my finger around the back. he loves that.” logan: “wanna smell?”

bonus points for any jim varney look-a-like calls.