King George signed Executive Order 13233 on Nov. 1, 2001, essentially sealing all Presidential papers away from the public’s view. The act would require both the president in office and the president whose papers are in question to sign for their release. Let’s hope the next sitting Democratic President reverses this obvious abuse of democracy.

The Poor Man Institute: “the market base for ponies has expanded considerably in recent weeks and months, as liberal euphoria has reached such giddy heights that only brightly-colored, silken-maned, magical sparkly friendly talking flying ponies are capable of expressing.”

Yellow Cake Walk: “I believe Rumsfield would call this ‘a direct hit.’”

The New Yorker: Rape and racism never sounded so sweet.